Tonight, while watching the Olympics, I made quite the observation.
The runners were preparing for the women’s 100m final, and at first, I was admiring their physiques. And, of course, wondering how they come to look like that (with muscles bigger than some men) without some sort of steroids or human growth hormones. But I know they’re tested, so until I hear otherwise, I give them all the benefit of the doubt.
Then it just hit me. None of these ladies have boobs. (Don’t ask me about my train of thought. I have no idea.)
They may be able to run as fast as lightning, but boobs? None to speak of.
And then it dawned on me. This is why they can run like lightning. You’re not going to see some lady out there with her DDs running the 100m in 10.78 seconds.
Laugh now, but I know there are ladies out there who know what I’m talking about. You know who you are.
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I'm Heather. I'm 33 and have been married to Michael for seven years. Together, we have two beautiful little girls we love more than anything, and a miniature dachshund who drives us crazy. I'm a full-time working mom who has very little time for my own "stuff" these days, like home improvement, cooking/baking, cake decorating, and photography. Despite the team not making the playoffs since 1999, I'm STILL a Buffalo Bills fan, which I think speaks to my loyalty AND sense of humor. I can't wait to pick up the pace with travel again some day... you know, when we're done being ruled by tiny fists. Welcome to my blog.
Run 100 meters? I can’t even walk down the stairs with them… Amen sister.
You are not alone, I was thinking the same thing when I watch the sprinters and the women swimming. But come to think of it, must of the women athletes are without. Maybe a little less extra weight, helps them out.
I would think it’s because they don’t have a lot of body fat.
I know what yuo’re talking about! My DDs aint doing no sprinting anytime soon!